You know what the lamest Halloweed costume is ever? It’s the ghost-created-from-sheet-with-eyeholes-cut-out.

And that’s what the Beagle is going as this year.

Oh, we’ve tried putting her in devil horns, pirate patches and dracula fangs. Which lasts all of five seconds.

And we’ve tried shinnying her into a costume. I believe only a combination of Vaseline and SuperGlue would make the costume fit and stick.

I believe all these Halloween mishaps are her way of telling me “Hey, food-provider. Back off with the idiotic costumes. I’m great the way I am.”

Sigh.

Oh well, here are some pictures of good dogs: