It’s the holidays and we are all insanely busy and who doesn’t want some extra help in the kitchen?

Does that mean it is cool to let the dog pre-rinse your dishes?

Well…..

After scouring the web, I didn’t find any advice against having the dog lick off the plates before they go into the dishwasher. And I found plenty of testimonials of people who do it. And I know from personal experience (not naming any names, Jenie) of friends who do it.

Dr. Charles Gerba, germ expert extraordinaire at the University of Arizona, says dogs’ mouths are filled with germs but not necessarily bad germs.

And God knows, the dogs are certainly willing to do their part to lick the plates clean.

It may be a good idea to make sure whatever food scraps are left over are OK for the dog to slurp down: no onions, garlic, grapes or raisins or chocolate,

But what about your guests? How would they feel seeing the dog lick the plate, realizing they may get that same plate when they swing by the next day for T-day leftovers?

Well……

It may mean you have fewer guests for dinner next year but the guests who are there really like dogs.

Happy Thanksgiving!

It’s prime hiking time now for Arizona people and their dogs. Just this morning the trail in one of the Phoenix Mountain Preserves had plenty of dogs and their human hiking buddies.

It also seems to be prime season for bees, with a lot of reports of people and animals being injured by swarming bees.

What to do if your dog gets stung?

If it is one sting – don’t worry so much. If the sting happens inside your dog’s mouth or throat, better get it checked out by the vet, though.  Getting stung in those places can be dangerous since the sting can cause swelling and affect your dog’s breathing.

Keep an eye out for overall allergic reactions as well such as:

• General weakness
• Difficulty breathing
• A large amount of swelling extending away from the sting site

Dr. Billy Griswold of Priority Pet Hospital in Gilbert reports the worst case of dogs vs. bees came when several show dogs were tied up in a back yard with no way to escape when a swarm of bees attacked them. Just like in cases of dogs getting stung by scorpions, it is always the smaller dog who is the most affected by venom.

Be careful out there!

No wish to alarm you but you have 41, yes, 41, days until Christmas. And if your to-do list includes sending out Christmas cards with your favorite family member (the dog) on them, you had best get going.

Speaking from personal experience, the dog can turn diva on you if she knows that you are facing a deadline. Apparently, the Beagles Union Local 602 prohibits any kind of Christmas photography, including visits with the PetSmart Santa. Sigh.

Not to worry. Our friend Tom Boggan of Thomas Boggan Photography offers some great hints on getting your dog to strike a pose:

1. Be prepared: The great candid moments come when you never have a camera around? Cell hone cameras are becoming higher quality and are usually immediately available. Just make sure you get close and shoot in an area with lots of light to get the best image from the smaller sensor and lower quality lens.
2. Posed pictures: If you want to take a posed picture of your dog outside, think carefully about the background. It’s also a good idea to use an area that the dog is familiar with. Going to a new site may be interesting to the dog but may overstimulate them.
3. Avoid other distractions: It may be a good idea to have an assistant who can hold the leash and stay out of the picture. Your assistant can also work the squeaky toy to attract the dog’s attention.

These and other great tips are available in our book Happy Dog Phoenix, which makes an excellent Christmas gift, BTW. Order here and we will take care of sending it — one less thing for you to do!

The weather here in Phoenix is now just wonderful and thankfully, there are a lot of great dog events coming up.

But first, vote.

Then you can hang out with the dog. On Thursday night, there’s a great talk about hiking with dogs at the Paradise Valley REI. On Sunday, you can put all that hiking knowledge to good use with the Tails on Trails, Maricopa County’s awesome program of guided hikes for your dogs, with beginner and advanced levels. The first hike is at Usery Pass in Mesa.

Coming up there’s the first-ever Dogs’ Day in the Garden at the Desert Botanical Garden in east Phoenix.

For a more complete list of events, check out our calendar.

See you at the polls!

Photo is from a very appropriate slideshow Dogs Who are Over the Election

So, the Beagle and I were strolling in central Phoenix this morning. She was sniffing along and I was absent-mindedly thinking about what I was going to blog about, when we both got what we wanted.

Kinda of.

By the Arizona State Fairgrounds, someone had thrown out a bag of turkey-drumstick bones. And they had thoughtfully torn the bag slightly, allowing for easy Beagle access. She was delighted; there was about two dozen large turkey femurs just ready for the gnawing. It was like Halloween for her; for me, it was like Horrortown.

I am trying to grab as many of the turkey bones away from her, each bone coated with grease, saliva and God Knows What. She is scampering between my legs picking up other bones, greasy turkey debris and God Knows What.

Hope someone got us for YouTube. Especially the part when I discovered ants crawling up my greasy arm.

Cooked bones are not great for dogs. They can splinter off and cause all kinds of trouble for the dog’s throat, stomach, intestines and other parts.

So just stay safe and stay clear of big sacks of giant turkey bones.

You know what the lamest Halloweed costume is ever? It’s the ghost-created-from-sheet-with-eyeholes-cut-out.

And that’s what the Beagle is going as this year.

Oh, we’ve tried putting her in devil horns, pirate patches and dracula fangs. Which lasts all of five seconds.

And we’ve tried shinnying her into a costume. I believe only a combination of Vaseline and SuperGlue would make the costume fit and stick.

I believe all these Halloween mishaps are her way of telling me “Hey, food-provider. Back off with the idiotic costumes. I’m great the way I am.”

Sigh.

Oh well, here are some pictures of good dogs:

Over the past week, I have got to enjoy the company of the Beagle and two other dogs. It’s called dogsitting and friends suffer through it for friends all the time.

The dogs are having a blast, however, and it reminds me how much dogs love to be in packs. But I don’t think their love of packs has a damn thing to do with their wolf ancestry. Their love of being in pack boils down to two words: Plausible deniability.

Who knocked over the bathroom trash basket? Who knocked over the guest bathroom trash basket? How about the one in the master bath? Who keeps dropping the super-absorbent towels into the water bowl and sucking up all of the water from the other two dogs? Who has been digging in the yard and why is my shoe torn up?

Larry, Curly and Moe, I mean, the dogs, are having a terrific time, romping through the house and rolling around in blamelessness. And me, I am realizing that three dog translates into about nine times the work. Call it Stooge math.

“Why soitanly!   Nyuck nyuck!”

Welcome to beautiful October in metro Phoenix!

What’s the sound? – oh, wait. It is the lack of sound – it’s the lack of the sound of a laboring AC trying to cool down the house.  There are still some warm days ahead but people, it looks like we have survived another Phoenix summer. Yea us!

But turning off the AC and opening the doors can set off another set of problems: barking dogs. City of Phoenix gets more barking dog complaints in the fall because people open up their doors and it is easier to hear the neighborhood howler.

If your next door neighbor has their own Barky McBark, I sympathize. It’s not an easy conversation to have but every metro Phoenix town suggests that you two try to work it out before contacting them.

In researching Happy Dog Phoenix, I looked up the dog barking ordinances for each metro Phoenix town. Each city has their own way of responding to complaints, their own requirements for people making the complaint and their own set of fines.

Feeling legally inclined? I have listed each city’s ordinance in the book so you can decide for yourself who has the toughest laws. Or if you have a dog who loves to sound off, you can find the place where you will the least amount of grief.

Until then, stay cool and try to ignore it.

Friends, has this happened to you?

You come back from vacation and your pants are a little snug?

You come back from vacation and your dog has been turned into a four-legged Sumo wrestler by overindulgent dog sitters?

I picked up the dog from the dogsitters and I didn’t even recognize her. It was as if someone superglued the Beagle into a fat suit. I felt like I was walking the Jabba the Hut. Apparently when she asked for treats, the dogsitters never said “no.”

Sigh.

It’s not that I am a fat-a-phobe. Lord knows I have plenty of it myself but I do know that being overweight can be dangerous to dogs (and humans).

So today, the fitness regimen begins for both canine and human. She has a good four pounds to lose; me, well, I am not so sure that is any of your gosh-darned business.

I am assuming that both of us will benefit from fewer snacks and more exercise. And I’m not sure how fast a dog’s metabolism will work but I am betting that is faster than mine.

Any tips for either one of us greatly appreciated.

Except I am not putting the dog on the Cabbage Soup Diet. Pee-u.

Happy Dog Phoenix Friend Courtney shared some of her favorite dog-friendly places in Scottsdale with us:

• 5th and Wine
• AZ 88 : 7553 Scottsdale Mall
• Blue Moose: 7373 E. Scottsdale Mall
• Cafe ZuZu (at the Valley Ho): 6850 E. Main St.
• Clancy’s: 4432 N. Miller
• Dos Gringos: 4209 N. Craftsmen Court
• Dos Juevos Cantina; 7633 E. Indian School
• Dottie’s True Blue Cafe: 4151 N. Marshall Way
• Duke’s Sports Bar: 7607 E. McDowell
• Grazie: 6952 E. Main
• Nimbus Brewing Company: 7001 N. Scottsdale Road
• Old Town Tavern: 7320 E. Scottsdale Mall
• Patties: 7220 E. First Ave.
• Praying Monk: 7217 E. First St.
• Saguaro Hotel (and their restaurant) 4000 N. Drinkwater Blvd.
• Salty Senorita: 3636 N. Scottsdale Road
• Stax (prefers smaller dogs): 4400 N. Scottsdale Road
• the Herb Box: two Scottsdale locations
• W Hotel (which is nice because they can come inside): 7277 E. Camelback

Courtney especially likes the food at 5th and Wine, AZ 88 and Herb Box.

We’re adding these to our list of dog friendly places.

Have a recommendation about a dog-friendly place in your metro Phoenix neighborhood? We’d love to hear about it.  Email us and send us a picture of your dog! We’ll post both of them!

Chow for now!